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Since the other guys were too lazy I write today concerning important site events. But first, I’d like to begin with a quotation from The Byrds Ecclesiastes.

To everything there is a season, and a time for every purpose, under heaven. A time to be born, a time to die. A time to plant, a time to reap. A time to kill, a time to heal. A time to laugh, a time to weep. A time to build up, a time to break down. A time to dance, a time to mourn. A time to cast away stones, a time to gather stones together.

And so it is with heavy heart... that I tell the world of the tragic death of blurryfoot. A loving son, devoted husband, and caring father A founding writer of this blog, blurryfoot suffered a gruesome death at the hands of Major Minor League Baseball pitcher Brett Myers. Myers, who has a history of anger management problems, was recently demoted to the minors, and blurryfoot had the misfortune of running into him earlier today. blurryfoot’s remark of, “nice day, isn’t it?” was met with the reply, “what’s so nice about it?” Myers quickly grew angrier, and the madman began pitching baseballs at blurryfoot’s head. Luckily, he missed with the first 17, and it appeared our hero would escape. But when the former Major League pitcher/former amateur boxer turned his wrath against his petite wife Kim--not for the first time--blurryfoot rushed to her aid. Unfortunately, Myers’ uppercut comes with more accuracy than his fastball, and blurryfoot, alas, soon expired due to massive head trauma and blood loss. May he rest in peace. As none of us know his password As a heartfelt memorial, his name will continue to appear as a writer on the right side of the site.



On a brighter note--few notes could be less bright, I admit--we’re pleased to bring in a new contributor here at BIBTTP. theShow is not here to replace blurryfoot--for, truly, such a man is irreplaceable--but, rather, to offer a new, exciting, and (hopefully) interesting perspective on sports--particularly MMA--movies, and bodily functions. He will more properly and fully introduce himself some time in the coming week. (It’s my understanding he’s going say Never Back Down was shit!)

As for casting and gathering stones, your guess is as good as mine.