Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris is responsible for China's over-population. He hosted a Karate tournament in Beijing and all women within 1,000 miles became pregnant instantly.
Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.
Chuck Norris doesn't play god. Playing is for children.
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Chuck Norris vs. Blender
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Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.
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